If Al Bundy from married with children is your mentor
and Larry Flint your Idol
and you think Beer is one of the essential food groups?
read no further-YOUR IN!
All others should continue
if you are able to answer no to the following
- i believe everything i read in the news paper and hear on the news
- everything is a conspiracy
- i like the way the country is run
- all censorship is good
- i don't worry about it,some one else will take care of it
- i hate beer and all other alcoholic beverages
if you are able to answer yes to the following
- I'm a happy drunk
- i respect other peoples property
- i can say my abc's all the way to the letter H
- i can count to 7
- i can sign my name,so what if it's with an X
- i love a good vagina even if it's well used
your in!
women!if you can answer yes to the following
if your proud you own a vagina
church steeples excite you
and your always finding new uses for your vagina
your in!
note:you may wish to join S.O.A.P.instead